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Today is June 2. The weekend was pretty good. Chris and I hung out in Sioux City. We went to a party at his friend Beau's house. He's from SC but moved out east to live with his gf Amy. He was back visiting for awhile. His mom is a professional photographer (the studio is in the first floor of the house, and they live on the second) so she took pictures of the assembled group of Chris, Beau, Amy, MSTJon, Sara, Sara's fiancee, me, and Beau's cousin. It was a fun time and she even gave us some 5x7's to keep! Wow. I was getting a "Six Feet Under" vibe when I entered the house, because of the business/residence space sharing thing, then Beau told us it used to be a funeral home long ago. At the party we watched the movie Barbershop, with Ice Cube, Eve, the guy from the kangaroo movie, and Cedric the Entertainer sporting a Pac-Man 'fro. I said the movie reminded me of Clerks, but only Amy agreed with me.


Today is June 4. Strange dreams abounded last night. I was at a party with a bunch of my high school friends, plus Brent, my brother Jonathan, and Winona Ryder. Everyone was being really mean to me, and on top of that, accusing *me* of being rude. Winona was cool though. We were sad and depressed in a corner together. She was kind to me.

Later, I was in a Hy-Vee with my Grandma Hazel. We got separated, and then I heard her freaking out and yelling at people. I searched all over the store for her, only to find her coat, purse, and old-lady rain hat. I was pretty sure she was dead. I roamed the store, trying to find her. I hassled every old lady I saw, thinking it was her. Finally I found her, and she was alive.

Wanna see my picture on the cover, wanna buy five copies for my mother

Also I watched Wet Hot American Summer. Very weird, but very funny too. Absurd humor. If you watch it, think of it as a movie made by a sketch comedy group, since most of the principals are from groups like The State, Upright Citizens, Ben Stiller Show, etc. I watched some stuff with the director's commentary (one of the directors is one of the main characters) and I realized how much a labor of love this movie was for them. It rained like 25 out of 28 shooting days! And the whole movie was set on one sunny, summer day! Chris Meloni (Beecher's double-crossing lovah from OZ) is totally cool, as is Janeane Garofalo.


Today is June 11. Sorry no update in so long. I would say I've been busy but that's a lie. No, not busy, what's the word....Lazy!
Monday night Alicia and I went to Welch Ave. Station to watch the NHL Stanley Cup Finals. Game seven, Ducks/Devils, in New Jersey. I was pulling for the Ducks since they are from the western conference, and since it was kind of a surprise that they made it as far as they did. In the end the Devils won (a 3-0 shutout) and I can't help but think that my color scheme was partly responsible.
I've been a library fiend lately. Both the Ames Public and the Billy Bob Parks libraries. I got some books on OS X since I'm learning it via Dr. Tuttle's iMac. It's still tricky, for a longtime OS 8 and 9 chica. I'm in a room that has lots of science stuff around. It's the Molecular Beam Epitaxy Lab.


Today is June 12. I am a sellout. I was messing around with Quizilla and, well...
pineapple
Wow! You are a juicy succulent pineapple! Can you
believe it? I sure can! I mean that answer to
that one question was brilliant! You win!

Are you a pineapple or a goose?
brought to you by Quizilla
HASH(0x86d5cdc)
You, and only you, are truly a pineapple. You may
seem pricklish on the outside, but beneath your
armor you are exoticly sweet and delicious.
I commend you.


Are You a Pineapple?
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Yeah, I don't know why I did that either. But anyway. Tonight I'm going with Jess to see Cheap Trick! Which reminds me of a funny quote from Bob Dole. He was doing a promo for The Daily Show (or some comedy program) and he was like "During the presidential race, people asked me about my congressional record. But no one asked me about my favorite record, which is Cheap Trick Live at the Budokan." This was funny because a. that's a great record, and b. it's obvious Dole had no idea who or what it was. Oh yeah, and I have recently heard the phrase "comedy gold" being used by people other than me or Chris. Like people on TV or in print. So I'm happy about that. it's a great catchphrase.


Today is June 13. Cheap Trick show at the track was very fun. We didn't get to sit in the special lawn chair section, so we just stood in front of the double chair during the show. It was Bun E. Carlos's birthday (Bun E. is their drummer. back in the day he looked like a shop teacher) so that makes 2 concerts in a row where it was someone's birthday. (LTJ == Roger bday) Rick Neilsen did in fact have the 5-necked guitar for "Surrender." I had a fun time mocking the adults in the crowd. EVERY woman in that place was wearing capri pants practically. There was one song where the audience clapped along, but many couldn't clap on the right beat. At one point, I started to feel guilty for being such a sneering, mocking twentysomething at a concert full of people who, even though they may have looked foolish, old, or embarassing, were at least out having a good time. I told Jess, "I, Rachel Hadaway, swear that I will not make fun of the audience anymore." A couple seconds pass. Then she says, "What about that guy?" She pointed to a man wearing a green tee-shirt, rocking out as he moved through the crowd. "He's ok, he's a rocker, through and through," I responded. Suddenly my view of him was unobstructed and I said, "Oh, those pants!!" as in "Man I can't believe I have sworn not to mock someone wearing ZUBAZ pants!" Yes my dear friends this man was wearing a snakeskin type of ZUBAZ pants, in Chicago Bears colors. If you don't remember, Zubaz were pants (and hats and other apparel) that combined the taste and refinement of animal prints with the classiness of pro sports teams colors. It was a SLIGHTLY neat idea at the time, for casual wear. But to see a pair in action now, it's craziness.

Oh yeah, and they played Dream Police in the encore. I was happy.


Today is June 14. I'm here in Blair with Chris. I just Googled comic book stores Omaha and now we have a game plan for some stores to visit today.

Earlier today, inspiration struck, as it often does, in the bath. I was thinking about how I was 'in the tub' which made me think of the song 'In the club.' (I hate it, but it's hard to escape, especially when used in tv ads, etc.) Then I thought how the lyric would change to "Go shorty, it's your bathtime. We're gonna scrub up like it's your bathtime." THAT made me think of how, when my mom bathed me as a child, she would sing "Let's rinse again, like we did last summer," as a parody of "Let's twist again" when she rinsed my hair under the faucet. So if I have to give my kid a bath I will sing "Go shorty, it's your bathtime," as an homage to Mom.


Today is June 16. I sent my RSVP card in for Faith and Eric's wedding, so it will be at least a day late. I got an e-mail from my friend Tim Maurer, and he was like "I'll see you at Faith's wedding" and I realized I hadn't sent the card in yet.

I have officially taken some steps to become more culturally aware. I finally watched Pulp Fiction all the way through, and last night I enjoyed the first 2 episodes of Buffy The Vampire Slayer on DVD. I can see why so many people liked it. My hands are all dusty because I've been cleaning up the CAD room here at work. Invoices from 1991. Obsolete CD-ROMS. Boxes of random circuit boards and crap. Yay.


Today is June 19. Jon Stewart had an adorable soccer-based rant last night. The reasons I knew it was soccer-based: He mentioned "Beckham" and "Man U," terms I know from helpful British movies, and Jill once sent me a link to a pic of JS (then JL) in his soccer getup while a student at William and Mary. So, yeah, that was cute.

More days of moving crap around and trying to get this room (office-slash-lab) organized. It's going to look cool when we get done. Alicia's fish are sick. They have some kind of popeye disease, and she had to put penicillin in their tank. I finally watched my tape of the MTV movie awards. SO many bad jokes. But, Brian Posehn and Andy Richter. Plus I decided that Ashton Kutcher looks like Gale Harold in some lights. Thus, Kutcher needs to do a guest star on QAF. You heard it here first, uh, "folks."


Today is June 20. Takin' your comfort to the next level with seventy-two, seventy-two, seventy-two degrees! Welcome to the hell inside my mind. 72 Degrees is some kind of heating and cooling outfit here in central IA. Their song is evil. I added their link only because it sort of matches this page. That is all.

later Niche market spam: "END SEPTIC TANK ISSUES"


Today is June 23. Keynote, keynote, keynote! I watched it in the Telecomm. Bldg with folks from the MUG. Fun fun. New G5's are gonna be SWEET. I even saw some kewl people I didn't even know were Mac fans: Mike Faris (my G2 co-leader and fellow LTJ freak), and Larry, my pal from the Music department. Speaking of Larry, I know that soon I'll be getting a new Mac, but I'll have to keep my old baby, if only for sentimental reasons. Also I'm thinking about buying a bigass firewire hard drive and utilizing his RCA inputs to digitize some of my tv archives. Wouldn't that be a good plan? Discuss.


Today is June 24. I've been getting a lot of pineapple stuff recently. In addition to the LPP above, Chris got me a magnet which has a teapot-shaped pineapple from Adventureland. Strange, but still cute. You gotta keep your eye out for stuff like that. I also got a pineapple book from amazon. I haven't read much of it yet, but it looks pretty cute so far. I'm thinking of starting a blog just for pineapple items. I would make it all classy and stuff, and I would try to get my cam working so I could add pictures of each item! Do you think that would be fun, or just self-serving? I think it would be a nice way to share my collection with others.

Note to readers: if you're going to use a euphamism for female masturbation, know your audience. For instance, "Jilling off" (as an analogue to Jacking off) is in poor taste if your partner once dated an actual Jill.

Funny thing from keynote I just remembered. As Steve was beginning his speech, I actually thought "I liked him better back when he was Noah Wyle." I guess that was my brain's way of expressing "oh, he looks old, didn't he use to be young and cute?" but it just makes me seem dumb (and cute?) More funny (and cute): Jon Stewart's "psych salute" as a way to protest the US by disgracing the flag WITHOUT the messy fires.


Today is June 25. In theory, this would be very cool. But look at it, it's not. I'm at work right now, and I was actually ready to get some work done, but others are using the stuff I need to use. My life is strange like that. more later


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